“But Mercury Is in Gatorade” T-Shirt – Retrograde Confusion Club
“But Mercury Is in Gatorade” T-Shirt – Retrograde Confusion Club
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Can’t think straight? Electronics breaking? Ex texting you at 2AM?
Don’t worry—it’s probably because Mercury is in Gatorade… or something.
This shirt is for the spiritually unqualified, emotionally unavailable, and cosmically confused. It's the perfect mix of ✨woo-woo✨ and 🤷♀️ whatever.
Rock this tee when:
• You need an excuse for your attitude
• You forgot your crystals but remembered the memes
• Someone brings up “retrograde” and you just nod like you get it
• Life is hard, but vibes are harder
Details:
• Soft Gildan 5000 cotton tee – comfy enough for a full moon meltdown
• Front print in bold red & script font combo
• Unisex sizing
• Machine washable, unlike your aura
• Pairs well with chaotic energy, oversized iced coffee, and terrible decisions
Because let’s be real—you don’t know what retrograde means.
And neither do we.
But it sounds like a great excuse.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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