Johnny Hempseed: Starman—Cosmic Vibes T-Shirt
Johnny Hempseed: Starman—Cosmic Vibes T-Shirt
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He’s not just watching the stars—he is one.
Johnny Hempseed: Starman is the interstellar embodiment of mystery, presence, and radiant energy. Draped in stardust, crowned with galaxies, and framed by a ring of electric violet energy, this version of Johnny doesn’t speak—he resonates.
The front features a subtle glowing Johnny Hempseed signature that feels more like a transmission than a logo.
The back? A full-on celestial portal, showcasing Starman in all his cosmic glory—beaming through time and dimension like a galactic witness to your weird little Earth problems.
Built for:
• Cosmic wanderers and frequency feelers
• Stargazers who already know they don’t belong here
• People who don’t “make an entrance,” they shift the atmosphere
• Anyone who understands that some forces wear a smile
Specs:
• Gildan 5000 tee in deep black
• Front: subtle name logo in electric aura
• Back: full-color “Starman” artwork
• 100% cotton, unisex fit, pre-shrunk
• Machine washable, cosmos-compatible
This isn’t apparel—it’s alignment.
Johnny Hempseed: Starman. For those who know the sky isn’t the limit—it’s the beginning.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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