There’s local pride... and then there’s willfully mispronouncing ‘river’ like it owes you money. This shirt is a love letter to the Rappahannock—and a gentle roast of the folks who swear it’s pronounced “rivah” like we’re auditioning for a Civil War reenactment.
Let’s be real: you’ve heard it. You’ve said it. Hell, you might’ve even corrected someone once before giving up and saying “bless your heart.” This tee captures that entire vibe. The front sports a clean NNK crab logo—subtle, classic, and respectable. But the back? Oh honey. It’s two cartoon locals in full glory, standing proud on a dock, mid-fish, with a crab about to make a run for it and a smirk that says, “We know it’s wrong, but we say it anyway.”
Perfect for:
• Born-and-bred NNK natives
• Folks who correct "rivah" with a deadpan stare
• Lovers of good satire and even better seafood
• Anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes during a fish tale
Specs:
• Loud and proud back print that tells a whole story
• Clean front logo for subtle shade
• 100% cotton Gildan 5000 – soft, durable, battle-tested
• Unisex fit with a comfortable, classic cut
Designed right here in the Northern Neck, where the R is optional but the sass ain’t
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And when someone says "rivah" again? Just smile... and point to your back.
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| Length, in |
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| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
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| Size tolerance, in |
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