This ain’t a seafood pun, buddy—it’s a lifestyle. The “Shuck Around and Find Out” tee is for the real ones: the oyster slingers, the knife-wielding watermen, the dockside badasses who don’t flinch when the tide turns rough. Front chest print gives 'em a polite heads-up with crossed blades and a fat open oyster. But the back? The back brings the full fuck-around energy—a no-nonsense shucker staring dead through your soul like he’s about to split more than just a shell.
This shirt doesn’t whisper. It growls.
Perfect for:
• Oyster roasts and seafood feasts where you're the alpha with the blade
• Dock workers, crab pickers, and salty SOBs who live by tide charts
• Anyone who knows an oyster knife isn’t just for oysters
• People who get called “intense” in HR meetings
Details:
• Full-color front and back print
• Premium Gildan 5000 cotton tee – soft, durable, no bullshit
• Unisex fit that runs true
• Ink that stays bold, even after blood, sweat, and saltwater
• Made for the coast, the bar, the back alley behind the fish market
So if someone’s got a question, just point to your shirt. They can shuck around... and find out.
