When the moon rises, so do the unhinged.
Meet your new favorite mission-ready hoodie: the Moons Out, Goons Out – Angry Squirrel Edition, where night vision gets cartooned and chaos gets cozy.
Front? Subtle recon signal with NVGs and lunar phases—just enough to make strangers second-guess.
Back? A tactical rodent with night optics, a death grip on your attention span, and no goddamn chill.
Built on the legendary Gildan 18500:
• Heavyweight fleece that feels like a barracks blanket but fits like streetwear
• Double-lined hood for warmth and intimidation
• Front pouch pocket for snacks, tools, or questionable decisions
• Air-jet yarn = soft AF with minimal pilling, even after repeated deployments (or laundry day)
Specs:
• 50/50 cotton-poly blend
• Classic unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk, pre-cracked, ready for anything
• Sizes S–5XL because goons come in all shapes
You don’t wear this hoodie to blend in. You wear it to let the neighborhood know:
You’re the one they warned Santa about.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.08 |
22.05 |
24.02 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
29.92 |
31.89 |
33.86 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
27.95 |
29.13 |
29.92 |
31.10 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
