“Moons Out, Goons Out” Angry Tactical Squirrel T-Shirt – NVG-Rated Mayhem from the Night Shift's Worst Idea
“Moons Out, Goons Out” Angry Tactical Squirrel T-Shirt – NVG-Rated Mayhem from the Night Shift's Worst Idea
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He’s got the quad nods.
He’s got the thousand-yard stare.
And he’s got a callsign that makes you question who let him enlist.
“Angry Squirrel” isn’t cute. He’s caffeinated rage in a tactical helmet. He’s what happens when you mix Red Bull, zero discipline, and an unhealthy obsession with night ops. This shirt doesn’t joke—it’s a quiet warning to anyone within five feet: the moon’s out, and so is the feral little bastard with a combat record and no chill.
Front print: “Moons Out, Goons Out” with NVG optics.
Back: Angry Squirrel in cartoon form—because the most dangerous ones always smile while they ruin your op.
Made for:
• The squad's resident gremlin
• NVG addicts who think lasers are cheating
• Goon squads that keep extra duct tape on hand—for him
• Operators who earned their name doing something wildly against regulation
Specs:
• Premium Gildan 5000 cotton
• Full-color front + back print
• Unisex sizing – for goons of all genders
• Built tough enough for barracks brawls, range days, or blacked-out Taco Bell runs
• Machine washable (because you’re definitely sweating through this)
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in sudden aggression, unsolicited mission plans, and the urge to climb things.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
